Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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