u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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