At least make sure they are 18
Why
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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