things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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