When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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