at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
