About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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