The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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