I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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