do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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