i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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