Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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