Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she peed on how many people?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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