the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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