i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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