Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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