we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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