Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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