We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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