4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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