You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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