The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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