I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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