Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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