Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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