We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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