therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
