it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
