whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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