Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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