If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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