i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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