if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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