In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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