does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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