Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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