Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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