doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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