i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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