I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i've created a new STD.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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