oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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