So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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