Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
PANTIES FOUND
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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