he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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