i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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