I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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