people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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