No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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