its not stalking. its research.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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