What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
