Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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